About
It’s not terribly important that I tell you everything about me at the moment. We’ve only just met. Let me at least introduce you to a few people you might meet at this party.
Mini Me
My first born. In him, all my failures are made right.
Sequel
They’re Irish twins, born 350 days apart. He wants to be a dentist. I should call him Hermie.
Hula Girl
She helps me stay centered.
Wallace
Sir William Wallace the Wingnut, the first puppy of the royal family.
Frodo
His first day home, his wild hair begged his name to be Einstein. Yet, he is just goofy enough to be a hobbit.
Gilmore
Gilmore is a 2010 Cannondale Synapse 5 with full Shimano 105 components, including a compact double chain ring.
Gecko Rock
That’s me. I’m your host.