About

It’s not terribly important that I tell you everything about me at the moment. We’ve only just met. Let me at least introduce you to a few people you might meet at this party.

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Mini Me

My first born. In him, all my failures are made right.

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Sequel

They’re Irish twins, born 350 days apart. He wants to be a dentist. I should call him Hermie.

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Hula Girl

She helps me stay centered.

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Wallace

Sir William Wallace the Wingnut, the first puppy of the royal family.

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Frodo

His first day home, his wild hair begged his name to be Einstein. Yet, he is just goofy enough to be a hobbit.

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Gilmore

Gilmore is a 2010 Cannondale Synapse 5 with full Shimano 105 components, including a compact double chain ring.

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Gecko Rock

That’s me. I’m your host.